Captain Igloo

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking No.

Me noticing that my friend's friend has a large nose: Are you jewish?
Friend's Friend: No, actually, I'm quite the opposite.
Me: Oh, Christian?
Friend's Friend: No, German.
 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!???

It’s time for a little…Ultra-Violence.

It’s time for a little…Ultra-Violence.

I’v had this exact picture hanging on my wall for the past 5 years now. I have a small obsession with the plague docs.

I’v had this exact picture hanging on my wall for the past 5 years now. I have a small obsession with the plague docs.

tree-running:

Story of my life.

Story of my life.

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glasmond:

HOLY FUCK

"If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."

Call me Alexander. I'm White and proud, 18, Single, an Atheist, and a Misanthrope: Don't know what that means? Look it up. I am most definitively not a people person. I do not do good with people, at all. I tend to keep to myself and stay quite and this often times interferes with my relationships with people. I am a huge technology nerd. I am an avid paint ball player; I play on the scenario paint ball team Assault & Battery based out of central Virginia, U.S. I smoke and drink; no I do not do it because I think it makes me look cool and if you think so fuck off. I love to swear. I honestly can't go an hour awake without doing so. Like to know more? Just want to talk? Message me.

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